"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/30/2015 at 11:46 • Filed to: None
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"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/30/2015 at 11:46 • Filed to: None | 0
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Oh hey! I see you are checking out my sweet-ass car... Pinnacle of German engineering, this thing... What's that? You are also looking for a good deal? Sheeeeit... You came to the right place. Let me ask you two questions:
1. Do you like cruising around town with the wind in your hair, music cranking, and 8 motherf***ing cylinders propelling you forward with previously unimaginable speeds and handling?
2. Do you like waiting for awesome things?
(Hint: The answers you are looking for are, "Hell yes!" and "F*** no!")
Tadaaaaa! You just found yourself a car! This thing has everything you are looking for. Who needs AC when you have the sunroof open as you are hurtling down I-405? Blast your favorite tunes either oldschool with your favorite cassette or with the 6 disc cd changer (Whaaat?!) .
And in terms of power... daaaaamn! 8 cylinders all synchronously firing when you put that pedal down means you can fly right on past that granny driver in the right lane. You like camping? I've taken this baby up mountain roads a jeep would have trouble with. Have a lot of friends? Of course you do. You can fit 5 in the cab and 3 in the trunk, because this thing is like the TARDIS inside.
As for waiting... who needs it! I have the title in my sock drawer right now, and the moment I hand that pretty little paper to you, the car is yours, no questions asked.
"But doesn't it have problems?" you ask... "It's 20 years old, after all..."
"Sheeeiit..." I immediately respond. "Probably*, but I can't hear them over the roar of the Luftwaffe engine 2 feet in front of me".
That said, you're handy, right? Good thing the trunk is packed with everything you need to make this look(believe it or not) even better than it is now. Leathercare, Bondo, body hammers of all shapes and sizes.
"I even made a few special modifications myself", to quote Mr. Han Solo: New battery, fresh oil, new spark plugs fresh installed in this beast means that when this baby is on, it's running like a BOSS.
You know you want to be inside this thing. Black on the inside, black on the outside. This thing is Darth Vader on wheels. Text or email me and I'll take you for a ride to show you just how beautiful this beast can be.
Don't like the price? Pull a Vito Corleone and make me an offer!
*But for serious, to spare me the questions: There is a speaker wire loose somewhere, so the front left speaker goes in and out, the left rear windows doesn't roll down, and I haven't driven it for 4 months, so the battery needs a good solid charge.
It idles smooth, doesn't overheat, no transmission problems and passed DEQ 3 weeks ago.
Hermann
> RallyWrench
03/30/2015 at 11:56 |
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I'm shopping for a sweet ass E34 front end! This one looks damn fine to me.
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> RallyWrench
03/30/2015 at 12:11 |
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Had my interest except for two things:
2500+ miles away from me
and
Auto tragic